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Deadbeat Daddies: & You Thought Fiddy Cared!

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April 05, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Bummer, Cotton Pickin Cartoonery, WTF!

Fiddy is attempting to evict his baby mama from a house he bought her. While Fiddy is planning on cranking that Billie Jean Why oh why Lord am I over here giggling at fiddy’s inability to see how bad this look is for him. The Quotes alone in this article make him look like a monster. Hopefully for his sake she took it out of context maybe he’s going to get her a cheaper place to settle. Until then Let us giggle at this damn story via ap!

It MUST be Love : Remy & Papoose

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April 05, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Comedy, Reality

After coming down from the Jiggaman and Beyonce` hype. I couldn’t help but laugh at this one Knowing it was coming…. photoshop is a hell of a drug. I hope she doesnt rock a prison stripped gown to the Cell-Block D wedding, but most importantly I hope she trashes those earrings. In related news I’m working on My Letter to the Judge but for some reason I seem to be stuck with

“Throw her ass behind bars … fine thanks
-Best Regards
-Meesh”

Its 12 pm Do You Know Where Your Son Is?

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April 05, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Cotton Pickin Cartoonery, Video, WTF!, youtube

It’s apparent that birdman doesn’t! Months ago i assumed that this was simply a joke. It seems that Weezy is attempting to take the world by storm with this dance called “WAM” and I DONT LIKE IT!

spotted @ A Hot Mess Blog

Just A Shitload of WTF?

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April 05, 2008 By: Gwanii Category: Bullshit, Jesus Why!?

There are really no words for such betrayals. Who did Selita’s make up? And who sold her that crack that got her geeked up like that? Bow Wow and LiL Mama an item? Didn’t she JUST turn 18? Ew. Keisha Whitaker in need of a McDonalds? A dozen buttery sugar filled biscuits? Check out the photos below and hit up MediaTakeOut for the story about Bow Wow and Lil Mama. Just grossness.

Mr. & Mrs S. Carter?

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April 05, 2008 By: Gwanii Category: Candids

First comes crazy in love, then comes marriage.

Beyoncé Knowles and Jay-Z, a match made in musical heaven, tied the knot in New York Friday, just three days after setting tongues wagging by taking out a marriage license—and hours after what appeared to be the signs of lavish (and possibly nuptial) party preparations compelled dozens of reporters and photogs to gather outside Jay-Z’s TriBeCa loft.

“It happened earlier this evening. Jay wanted it to be a really private affair—close friends and family,” a source close to the couple told People.

There has been no official confirmation yet, although all signs point toward holy secret matrimony. Alan Nierob, one of Beyoncé’s reps, told E! News he had “no information” on the matter.

The intimate ceremony was attended by about two dozen friends and family members. Among those present: the parents of the bride and groom; Knowles’ kid sis, Solange; Jay-Z’s mother, Gloria Carter; former Destiny’s Child mates Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams; and Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, who has collaborated with Jigga. Most were dressed in white. Also present, the Knowles’ family minister from Houston, who presumably officiated.

George Clooney was photographed at the scene, although it couldn’t immediately be confirmed that he was a guest. His timing was impeccable, either way.

Earlier in the day, crates of cream-colored orchids and oversize silver candelabras were spotted being delivered to the hip-hop superstar’s penthouse. A white tent was also erected atop the building, presumably to keep out raindrops…and telephoto lenses.

According to various media reports, the Roman numeral IV was also prevalent throughout the affair, in honor not only of the wedding month and day (4/4/08), but because the number holds special significance for the couple, each of whom was on the fourth of the month—September for Knowles, December for the man born Shawn Carter.

(For what it’s worth, In Touch Weekly reports that the duo, who have matching “IV” tattoos on their ring fingers, are planning a second ceremony in France on May 4, exactly one month from today. However, Jay-Z is on a North American tour with Mary J. Blige that’s not scheduled to wrap until May 8.)

The duo’s well-seasoned wedding rumors picked up speed on Tuesday, when People reported the superstars obtained a marriage license in Scarsdale Village, New York.

Adding to the deafening wedding buzz leading up to the vow swap was the descending of likely wedding guests on New York, chief among them Rowland and Williams. The particularly giddy twosome posted a video online Thursday evening from what they teasingly referred to as an “undisclosed location,” later revealing it to be the Four Seasons.

Knowles, 26, and Jay-Z, 38, have been together for nearly six years.

Don’t expect much of a honeymoon, though. The rapper, on the verge of signing a whopping $150 million music deal with Live Nation, has concerts scheduled for Saturday in Greensboro, N.C., and Sunday in Washington, D.C.

Source: E! News

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I secretly stan for both Beyonce & Jay so I am so excited that the day possibly has came and left! Now for some little Jayonces!

Quit Already!

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April 05, 2008 By: Gwanii Category: Bullshit, Candids, Get Hip, Jesus Why!?, Reality, Video, WTF!, youtube



Your album flopped. You’re rereleasing your flopped album hoping it will do better and you have time to sit on the computer and make YouTube vids? Are you serious? I’m not hating I just want to see her do well and doing well doesn’t include making YouTube vids with her successful friend/DC3 group member Michelle Williams. She got hers! Get yourns! It seem like all old DC3 members have been successful: Beyonce, Michelle, Solo [She is doing her thing. Can we say FIYAH tracks.], Ms. Luckett is doing it big. Why not you Kelly? Make it happen. One hot single is not going to sell records!

Mild Rant aside video was taken before alleged Beyonce and Jay Z wedding. Notice them being secretive about details. I still say Kelly needs to put down the cam and get ready to try to hustle them cds out of her bridesmaids gown.

I Don’t Get You..

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April 05, 2008 By: Gwanii Category: Album Related, Bullshit, Case Of The Comebacks, Jesus Why!?

Concreteloop
via. Concreteloop

I guess Ashanti is having a Back To Basics moment? I don’t really get her styling choices or lack there of. I really don’t. Can someone hire her a stylist? Is her sister styling her? I don’t get it. Her first single doesn’t sound like it causes for this look. Please stop with the random ass promo pictures.

Gon Head & Say It

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April 05, 2008 By: Gwanii Category: Drama, WTF!, youtube

Cotton..what? What were you going to say? You a man gon head and say it!

I hate watching the news. Especially Fox. The folks on Fox are so racist I just get so irritated. I was getting my oil changed 2 weeks ago before my trip to Atlanta for the Hawks game and in the little waiting area they had it on Fox and everything was just pissing me off. How they talked about Obama..it was just sickening! I realized what kind of place it was and wanted to spend my money else where but I had a coupon for a fifteen dollar oil change and lord knows I’m cheap. I had a power to the people but not right now.. snaps for the kid moment.

Dance Bitch: Madonna 4 Minutes

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April 04, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Video

I enjoyed this video Minus Madonna rolling around in her granny panties it was dope!

Biters Block: Polow Da Don

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April 04, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Bullshit, Bummer, Cotton Pickin Cartoonery, Diduntdidunt, Jesus Why!?

This Story is funnnny to me for a series of reasons for one, people pay out the arse for a beat from this guy. If you knew you could get it for cheap by making it your damnself you’d probably attempt to wing it yourself before you gave up some mean green, its kinda funny. Anywho this random guy discovers that some sounds from the new usher song “Love In The Club” are in this Garageband software. Heres What Polow had to say about this new discovery:

“That’s not where I got them from, but they’re definitely in there,” Polow said of the sounds used in “Love in This Club”. There’s this keyboard I have that a lot of sounds come in.” Polow noted that the song contains a live bassline and that Robin Thicke was enlisted to play piano on the record.

“If a ten-year-old can make ‘Love in This Club’ and save Usher’s career and make black women want to f*ck him again, after they was done with him for getting married, then sh*t he’s a genius just like me,” Polow said. “I also wrote the hook - that’s not a preset.
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Its obvious that he’d never admit to pulling a Diddy. Someone needs to touch him gently on the shoulder and tell him its ok. But we can’t deny that this is some true Cotton Pickin cartoonery on a hot southern day. Usher needs a refund enough said!

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