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Afternoon Delight: Totally radical!

May 23, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Bullshit, Drama, WTF! No Comments →

Lindsay & Her butch Bust It Baby D-Listed
Usher did snl Popculturejunkie
Daddy needs to get his children in line first nobitchassness &* now this C&D
Just in time for summer the bitchassness psaKid Fury
Cameron is rocking the conehead look Bscott
Totally radical!

On A Highway to hell : Dmx with the coonery

May 09, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Crime-tastic, Jesus Why!?, WTF! No Comments →



I was going to retire after my last post but This shit right here player is certified foolery. Now I know here in Cleveland We have the speed cameras I guess X wasnt aware of there being such advances in science & Technology these days (Honestly NO ONE WATCHES A&E ANYMORE?) any who he was spotted doing adollar14 on a suburban Phoenix freeway. Typical N-word shit if you asked me and he would’ve gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for those damn cameras!

According to police, stationary cameras first snapped DMX in triple digits around 8:24 PM . One minute later he was spotted again — this time doing 114. Three minutes later he was clocked doing 101 … and he did all that in a yellow 1966 Chevy Nova II.

DMX, real name Earl Simmons, faces charges of racing on a highway, reckless driving, two counts of endangerment, three counts of criminal speed and driving on a suspended license. Source

I Blame Tyler Perry & the P.R. Staff @ Columbia Records

May 09, 2008 By: Meesh Category: A beautiful disaster, Reality, WTF! No Comments →

Now I’ll admit, Tiffany Evans is hardly on my Radar but the fact that she sold 4,700 copies of her album last week is kinda rough. It got her at 134 on the billboard charts. WTF HAPPEND? did they mistake her for Michelle Williams? I know they share the same hair style and I know that “we break the dawn” was bad but damn. Some one over at Columbia has failed to do their job and for that the need to be stabbed in the lungs and fired. The Disney kids didn’t even bite… daaaaaaaaamnnnnnn

Gone Off that Bobby & Whitney

May 06, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Jesus Why!?, WTF! No Comments →



I’m just saying….. crack isn’t becoming!

Lupe Fiasco - My Radio Is Bigger Than yours

May 02, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Video, WTF!, youtube No Comments →


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Its a slow day

YOUTUBE BEEF: Lady Rap vs Jai Tease

May 01, 2008 By: Gwanii Category: Bullshit, Video, WTF!, youtube 49 Comments →

I was strolling around doing my usual rounds of returning comments for my personal site last night and I crept up on these videos. The beef started off when Lady Rap was hating on Jai Tease’s video for Predator Stokes online version of American Idol. It’s so irrelevant to me that I forgot the name of the constest but anyway Lady Rap’s entourage got at Jai Tease on myspace and youtube talking mad stuff. Then next you know she uploaded a video taking shots at Jai Tease. Jai Tease responded and the new beef of the century emerged onto the scene. Someone get the caskets ready and prep for Youtube press releases stating that the YouTube rapstars have killed each other in another senseless act of violence. [Cue the sarcastic side eye glance]


Lady Rap



Jai Tease

If I much say so myself. Jai Tease killed Lady Rap..damn I didn’t know YouTube beefs would get this far.

ONE SEQUENCED GLOVE WILL NEVER MAKE U MICHEAL

May 01, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Cotton Pickin Cartoonery, Diduntdidunt, WTF! 2 Comments →

Some fool decided to give Nick Cannon a role that will portray him in the light of a “gangsta” I honestly didn’t see this shit coming. Some one get this kid a shirt a sammich and a glass of chocolate moo

In between hooking up with Mariah, Nick Cannon has had time to Tupac-ify himself for the upcoming streetball movie Ball Don’t Lie. Movie is about a white street ball player (And 1’s The Professor) who sees basketball as his only way out. Movie also stars Ludacris while Nick Cannon plays a street tough guy named Mico. “Hey Nick! Nice set of TATS you got there!” Ball Don’t Lie ironically played alongside Mariah’s movie Tennessee at the Tribeca Film Festival this past week. No word on a theatrical release date yet.

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Night Cap: Because Sex is sellin’!

April 05, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Bullshit, Comedy, Night Cap, WTF!, youtube No Comments →

Jesus knows theres all kind of unsanitary thangs going on in this here video! First off my man was pointing in the air in the begining I was mighty concerned. There are several things that murdered me for sure!:

One: These ho’s need a complementary pair of socks and a dash of Ho Be Gone
Two: Why are the soulja boy dancers doing events without soulja boy?
Three: I’M THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP LIKE A CUP OF FOLGERS????
Four: CRANK THAT VANDROSS? WTF MY DUDE!?
Five: Why my mans at the end looking like a straight sexual predator!
Six: Why do I feel like Kelly Rowland Should Be sangin in the background?

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Deadbeat Daddies: & You Thought Fiddy Cared!

April 05, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Bummer, Cotton Pickin Cartoonery, WTF! No Comments →

Fiddy is attempting to evict his baby mama from a house he bought her. While Fiddy is planning on cranking that Billie Jean Why oh why Lord am I over here giggling at fiddy’s inability to see how bad this look is for him. The Quotes alone in this article make him look like a monster. Hopefully for his sake she took it out of context maybe he’s going to get her a cheaper place to settle. Until then Let us giggle at this damn story via ap!

Its 12 pm Do You Know Where Your Son Is?

April 05, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Cotton Pickin Cartoonery, Video, WTF!, youtube No Comments →

It’s apparent that birdman doesn’t! Months ago i assumed that this was simply a joke. It seems that Weezy is attempting to take the world by storm with this dance called “WAM” and I DONT LIKE IT!

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