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ONE SEQUENCED GLOVE WILL NEVER MAKE U MICHEAL

May 01, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Cotton Pickin Cartoonery, Diduntdidunt, WTF! 2 Comments →

Some fool decided to give Nick Cannon a role that will portray him in the light of a “gangsta” I honestly didn’t see this shit coming. Some one get this kid a shirt a sammich and a glass of chocolate moo

In between hooking up with Mariah, Nick Cannon has had time to Tupac-ify himself for the upcoming streetball movie Ball Don’t Lie. Movie is about a white street ball player (And 1’s The Professor) who sees basketball as his only way out. Movie also stars Ludacris while Nick Cannon plays a street tough guy named Mico. “Hey Nick! Nice set of TATS you got there!” Ball Don’t Lie ironically played alongside Mariah’s movie Tennessee at the Tribeca Film Festival this past week. No word on a theatrical release date yet.

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& Here This B*tch Comes With The Encore

April 21, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Bullshit, Diduntdidunt 1 Comment →

Lindsay Lohan is thinking about volunteering her time as a missionary. According to her dad, Michael, the rehabbed actress is going to work with Times Square Church Missions. “She has made it clear she definitely wants to come along,” says Michael. “Our trip next February encompasses the issue of child sexual slavery in India. We also deal with helping AIDS victims.”
Michael, an ex-con-turned-youth minister, says she is also considering other international missions. “Lindsay’s very spiritual. She has a wonderful heart, loves people and is very charitable.”

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I don’t know what it is about her but I’m having a hard time taking this child seriously. After seeing her tigobits I think respect flew out of the window… and no I didn’t have to use the mug shot but that is simply how I’m feeling about this thing right now

Let Us Pray: Album Cover Madness

April 15, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Album Related, Cotton Pickin Cartoonery, Diduntdidunt, Jesus Why!? 3 Comments →

Our father… Who art in heaven please let this man come to his senses please lord let this be a joke! Please father let him say “Gotcha” because i refuse to believe that this is an official cover.

Biters Block: Polow Da Don

April 04, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Bullshit, Bummer, Cotton Pickin Cartoonery, Diduntdidunt, Jesus Why!? No Comments →

This Story is funnnny to me for a series of reasons for one, people pay out the arse for a beat from this guy. If you knew you could get it for cheap by making it your damnself you’d probably attempt to wing it yourself before you gave up some mean green, its kinda funny. Anywho this random guy discovers that some sounds from the new usher song “Love In The Club” are in this Garageband software. Heres What Polow had to say about this new discovery:

“That’s not where I got them from, but they’re definitely in there,” Polow said of the sounds used in “Love in This Club”. There’s this keyboard I have that a lot of sounds come in.” Polow noted that the song contains a live bassline and that Robin Thicke was enlisted to play piano on the record.

“If a ten-year-old can make ‘Love in This Club’ and save Usher’s career and make black women want to f*ck him again, after they was done with him for getting married, then sh*t he’s a genius just like me,” Polow said. “I also wrote the hook - that’s not a preset.
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Its obvious that he’d never admit to pulling a Diddy. Someone needs to touch him gently on the shoulder and tell him its ok. But we can’t deny that this is some true Cotton Pickin cartoonery on a hot southern day. Usher needs a refund enough said!

YAH TRICK YAHH!!: Soulja Boy vs. Ye?

April 04, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Diduntdidunt, Drama, IllWill, WTF! 3 Comments →

Kanye West beat Soulja Boy to a Grammy award

Soulja Boy has confessed he has a “beef” with Kanye West.

The 17-year-old Crank That rapper is furious the 30-year-old hip-hop star beat him to the Best Rap Song Award at this year’s Grammys for his track Good Life.

Soulja Boy told Orange World: “Me and Kanye West, we beefin’ right now. I was nominated for a Grammy and Kanye stole it from me. If I would have won that night, that would have been my first Grammy, and I would have been signed for six months and winning a Grammy, on top of having the biggest record in the world in 2007. So, thanks Kanye… That’s what I think of him.”

The Yahhh! rapper also revealed he is a huge fan of Kanye’s rival 50 Cent and he’d love to team up with him.

He said: “50 Cent is a big inspiration to me. As far as collaborations, I think they may happen in the future. But I think when it does happen it’ll change the game.”

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Now… While I randomly (very randomly) play this fool on my playlist he needs to hursh Kanye is making major moves right now. And he is far more superior than Soulja Boy thats like giving Jiggaman a grammy instead of Soulja Boy. What he needs to do (and I’m being very genuine right now) He needs to get to work on his follow up album, worry about his shows and interviews for now if he puts in work he’ll get a grammy. Its far too early in the game for him to get hot headed We aren’t even sure if he’ll be relevant in 09.

Bad Ass Chilrens

April 03, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Crime-tastic, Diduntdidunt, Drama, Jesus Why!?, Reality, WTF! 1 Comment →

Now This story right here player…. is gonna blow you to damnit OZ.

A group of third-graders plotted to attack their teacher, bringing a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape and other items for the job and assigning children tasks including covering the windows and cleaning up afterward, police said Tuesday.The plot involving as many as nine boys and girls at Center Elementary School in south Georgia was a serious threat, Waycross Police Chief Tony Tanner said.

School officials alerted police Friday after a pupil tipped off a teacher that a girl had brought a weapon to school. Tanner said the students apparently planned to knock the teacher unconscious with a crystal paperweight, bind her with the handcuffs and tape and then stab her with the knife.

“We did not hear anybody say they intended to kill her, but could they have accidentally killed her? Absolutely,” Tanner said. “We feel like if they weren’t interrupted, there would have been an attempt. Would they have been successful? We don’t know.”

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Are We Serious This Evening? If you vist the source for the rest of the article you find out other children we’re supposed to bring pistols to the elementary steak knife battle of 08. These damn kids need some serious discipline because this isn’t acceptable at all! Its bad enough that teachers are underpaid I’m sure they don’t get paid enough to even entertain the thought of a student wanting to murdalize them.

Lindsay Goes Topless (NSFW)

February 18, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Album Related, Diduntdidunt, NSFW, WTF! No Comments →

“Here is a woman who is giving herself to the public,” Lohan said, about the Monroe photos, when we spoke the next day by phone. “She’s saying, ‘Look, you’ve taken a lot from me, so why don’t I give it to you myself.’ She’s taking control back.” Like any tabloid veteran, Lohan understands the potency of a photograph, and that the best way to respond to a society that views you only as an image might just be on its own terms.
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Lindsay Hohan Replicates the last nude shoot of Marilyn Monroe. I’m Not sure if this is like a good or bad thing. In some ways I feel that this was a “diduntdidunt” move. In parts of the story its like she doesn’t even know wtf she’s talking about I want to tell her to shut the hell up. When I think of Marilyn, Lindsay doesn’t come to mind. Stern May have chosen her because she has a lot of “depth” but I beg to differ. There is one thing everyone can agree on…. the bitties have that “natural” sag to them. How could I have ever suspected that they were fake.

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