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We Sprinkled These Links With Crack…Yummy

May 30, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Cotton Pickin Cartoonery, Crack Sales At An All Time High, Drama, Fashion 1 Comment →

I hate Aubry but Can’t deny her sexy2DopeBoys

Finally The Sequal to “The Coldest Winter Ever” is coming Lipstick.lace.brassknuckles

Proof that Crack Sales are in fact at a world wide high C&D

Who in the hell set the house on fire? WAS IT YOU FIDDY? Popculture Junkie

Buckeey of the Flavor of love has a sex tape! I always knew she’d give head like a pro(this link isnt safe for work because it just changed my damn life….end sarcasm ) Pop Culture Junkie

I love Teyana But I’m like 70 percent sure she’s grabbed the ass of each member from Danity KaneAhotMess

And Speaking Of Teyana Her Mentor Needs His ass beat like a thief in the night bless his heart jesus ! The Feedback

Thanks For Dropping The Coonery Nas

May 23, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Album Related, Cotton Pickin Cartoonery, She Want Them Heroin Tracks 1 Comment →

On July first Nas Stans and groupies alike can go out and cop his album. But the Controversial name has be trashed and he’s just gonna run with the title “Nas” For whatever reason Nas finally abandoned the “Nigger” Crusade & thank goodness because I couldn’t get with it!

It’s important to me that this album gets to the fans. It’s been a long time coming. I want my fans to know that, creatively and lyrically, they can expect the same content and the same messages. It’s that important. The streets have been waiting for this for a long time. The people will always know what the real title of this album is and what to call it

So When july comes and your at Tarje choosing your selection dont forget to pick up “Nas”

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YOU AINT T.I. MY DUDE!

May 02, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Cotton Pickin Cartoonery 2 Comments →


Bow wow - Pole In My Basement || Download\Listen

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This is a classic example of Negro’s never learn. is this not the same ish that broke you and Ciara up? Or is this an attempt to be current. All I know is I will never ever ever ever ever get over him defending Omarion Like whitney testifying thatBobby Brown is the KING OF RNB!


Whatever the song is wack but i felt the need to share. I couldnt even download it so this isn’t our link so get it while its still active I did make it my bidness to credit the source.

ONE SEQUENCED GLOVE WILL NEVER MAKE U MICHEAL

May 01, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Cotton Pickin Cartoonery, Diduntdidunt, WTF! 2 Comments →

Some fool decided to give Nick Cannon a role that will portray him in the light of a “gangsta” I honestly didn’t see this shit coming. Some one get this kid a shirt a sammich and a glass of chocolate moo

In between hooking up with Mariah, Nick Cannon has had time to Tupac-ify himself for the upcoming streetball movie Ball Don’t Lie. Movie is about a white street ball player (And 1’s The Professor) who sees basketball as his only way out. Movie also stars Ludacris while Nick Cannon plays a street tough guy named Mico. “Hey Nick! Nice set of TATS you got there!” Ball Don’t Lie ironically played alongside Mariah’s movie Tennessee at the Tribeca Film Festival this past week. No word on a theatrical release date yet.

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NSFW: Chris Crocker’s D*ck Is Like Gingerale!

April 21, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Comedy, Cotton Pickin Cartoonery, Jesus Why!?, NSFW, Video 1 Comment →


Seen this on one of my friends myspace bulletins So speaking of MIMI this shit right here player this right here is life altering! This defuckery also isn’t safe for work or anywhere else for that matter

Let Us Pray: Album Cover Madness

April 15, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Album Related, Cotton Pickin Cartoonery, Diduntdidunt, Jesus Why!? 3 Comments →

Our father… Who art in heaven please let this man come to his senses please lord let this be a joke! Please father let him say “Gotcha” because i refuse to believe that this is an official cover.

Hometown Fuckery: Clevelands Next Top Model

April 08, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Comedy, Cotton Pickin Cartoonery, youtube No Comments →

They jam packed alll the cliché’s that top model seems to have. The super thin model, the model who really doesn’t want to be in the competition, the “I look just like Tyra model” and even the token plus sized model. Isn’t it crazy how every year theres a plus sized model and they say “America is ready for a plus sized model” then by the 2nd episode you hate them and wish Tyra would send they raggedy asses home. However I digress this is a cute spoof but its still filled to the brim with fuckery.

Deadbeat Daddies: & You Thought Fiddy Cared!

April 05, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Bummer, Cotton Pickin Cartoonery, WTF! No Comments →

Fiddy is attempting to evict his baby mama from a house he bought her. While Fiddy is planning on cranking that Billie Jean Why oh why Lord am I over here giggling at fiddy’s inability to see how bad this look is for him. The Quotes alone in this article make him look like a monster. Hopefully for his sake she took it out of context maybe he’s going to get her a cheaper place to settle. Until then Let us giggle at this damn story via ap!

Its 12 pm Do You Know Where Your Son Is?

April 05, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Cotton Pickin Cartoonery, Video, WTF!, youtube No Comments →

It’s apparent that birdman doesn’t! Months ago i assumed that this was simply a joke. It seems that Weezy is attempting to take the world by storm with this dance called “WAM” and I DONT LIKE IT!

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Biters Block: Polow Da Don

April 04, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Bullshit, Bummer, Cotton Pickin Cartoonery, Diduntdidunt, Jesus Why!? No Comments →

This Story is funnnny to me for a series of reasons for one, people pay out the arse for a beat from this guy. If you knew you could get it for cheap by making it your damnself you’d probably attempt to wing it yourself before you gave up some mean green, its kinda funny. Anywho this random guy discovers that some sounds from the new usher song “Love In The Club” are in this Garageband software. Heres What Polow had to say about this new discovery:

“That’s not where I got them from, but they’re definitely in there,” Polow said of the sounds used in “Love in This Club”. There’s this keyboard I have that a lot of sounds come in.” Polow noted that the song contains a live bassline and that Robin Thicke was enlisted to play piano on the record.

“If a ten-year-old can make ‘Love in This Club’ and save Usher’s career and make black women want to f*ck him again, after they was done with him for getting married, then sh*t he’s a genius just like me,” Polow said. “I also wrote the hook - that’s not a preset.
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Its obvious that he’d never admit to pulling a Diddy. Someone needs to touch him gently on the shoulder and tell him its ok. But we can’t deny that this is some true Cotton Pickin cartoonery on a hot southern day. Usher needs a refund enough said!

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