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Mariah Get Hits By Boos

April 18, 2008 By: Gwanii Category: Bullshit, Bummer No Comments →

“Glitzy singer Mariah Carey was nearly in for a shock yesterday when she arrived to a throng of boos from her most dedicated fans. If the soul diva had hoped that by turning up two hours late for her own CD signing would entice her audience, then she was right! No sooner had the crowd become inpatient, she finally showed her face, ensuring that the fans went ecstatic for her bootylicious entrance at the Hard Rock Cafe.”

Why do celebs think it’s okay to keep their fans waiting. She don’t know what’s on their schedules!

Source: Bossip

Deadbeat Daddies: & You Thought Fiddy Cared!

April 05, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Bummer, Cotton Pickin Cartoonery, WTF! No Comments →

Fiddy is attempting to evict his baby mama from a house he bought her. While Fiddy is planning on cranking that Billie Jean Why oh why Lord am I over here giggling at fiddy’s inability to see how bad this look is for him. The Quotes alone in this article make him look like a monster. Hopefully for his sake she took it out of context maybe he’s going to get her a cheaper place to settle. Until then Let us giggle at this damn story via ap!

Biters Block: Polow Da Don

April 04, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Bullshit, Bummer, Cotton Pickin Cartoonery, Diduntdidunt, Jesus Why!? No Comments →

This Story is funnnny to me for a series of reasons for one, people pay out the arse for a beat from this guy. If you knew you could get it for cheap by making it your damnself you’d probably attempt to wing it yourself before you gave up some mean green, its kinda funny. Anywho this random guy discovers that some sounds from the new usher song “Love In The Club” are in this Garageband software. Heres What Polow had to say about this new discovery:

“That’s not where I got them from, but they’re definitely in there,” Polow said of the sounds used in “Love in This Club”. There’s this keyboard I have that a lot of sounds come in.” Polow noted that the song contains a live bassline and that Robin Thicke was enlisted to play piano on the record.

“If a ten-year-old can make ‘Love in This Club’ and save Usher’s career and make black women want to f*ck him again, after they was done with him for getting married, then sh*t he’s a genius just like me,” Polow said. “I also wrote the hook - that’s not a preset.
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Its obvious that he’d never admit to pulling a Diddy. Someone needs to touch him gently on the shoulder and tell him its ok. But we can’t deny that this is some true Cotton Pickin cartoonery on a hot southern day. Usher needs a refund enough said!

Whitney Turned Me Out… HONEST!

April 03, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Bummer, Drama, Reality 1 Comment →


Bobby Brown is a cold man (burr) In his autobiography he totally puts his ex-wifey Whitney Houston on full blast. Letting everyone know that she was the one who turned him out on crack. And for all these years we thought it was him who was bringing her down!

“I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice,” Brown writes in “Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But,” out next month. “At one point in my life, I used drugs uncontrollably. I was using everything I could get my hands on, from cocaine to heroin, weed and cooked cocaine.”
Whitney, he alleges, had been under “a lot of pressure. The media was accusing her of having a bisexual relationship with her assistant, Robin Crawford. Since she was the American Sweetheart and all, that didn’t go too well with her image . . . In Whitney’s situation, the only solution was to get married and have kids. That would kill all speculation, whether it was true or not. In the short, I think I got caught up in the politics and ended up marrying one of the biggest stars in the world.”

And if honesty is truely the best policy then Bobby best be getting some SERIOUS badges and brownie points for admitting this next bit.

, “I am guilty of sleeping with other women . . . Women are always throwing themselves at you. I’m only human, so I would make the mistake and bite the hook sometimes . . . I let the testosterone take over.”

One of his most public indiscretions was an affair with former exotic dancer Karrine “Superhead” Steffans. “Yes, I’ve slept with her,” he confesses. “Yes, I’ve spent several nights at her house. But she was only good for what her nickname stood for.”

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Bobby is a funny guy but thats his prerogative. Poor Karrine I hope she doesn’t put her extravaganza with bobby in a video vixen book. There are somethings about Bobby I’d rather not know. Don’t worry Whit he didn’t mean to put you on blast… its the Mary Jane talkin’.

YOU AINT LIL KIM MY DUDE!

April 03, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Bummer, Crime-tastic 1 Comment →

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She will be serving up those sexual years. I hope that 3,000 was worth it damn I know times are hard but my lawd! smh

Awe Damn Kelly!

February 15, 2008 By: Meesh Category: Bummer, Reality No Comments →

I’m Not sure If This is as funny as I think it is. To add a dash of insult to injury after her album doing….. rather poorly Kelly Rowland was mistaken for Michelle Williams In the March Issue of “InStyle” Magazine. I’m aware mistakes such as this one happen all the time and are easily fixed by retractions and things of the sort. But one can’t help but giggle a little at this error. It’s even more funny because one of our writers here at OAJ said:

u gotta go to theybf
and see the post bout kerry washingston
being called michelle williams

We then argued for 30 seconds about it not being Kerry Washington… That has to be worth a good laugh, Poor Kelly. You will have to click the pic to see it bigger!

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